

I like Legos, now I’m at the ER getting my stomach x-ray’d
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I like Legos, now I’m at the ER getting my stomach x-ray’d
Lol what happened to “24 hours”?
I was at a friend’s house on their couch watching a movie and their shy cat just comes up and sits on my lap for pretty much the whole first hour. I’ve never even seen this cat before. And yeah, when the cat hopped up the friend did say that was unusual.
On the other hand my parent’s cats are all super timid around me (except one weirdo orange cat). Go figure
Can’t get more top than a spiffy do
Ironic, considering some of Jesus’s best friends were hoes
If I don’t laugh I might die
I can clone her…
Yeah just walk in there and start throwing tables, you know like Jesus would
Don’t listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl
yeah dude and what’s your problem??
For sanitary reasons, you should bring your own pencil
Ok, ok, don’t panic. Just don’t answer the phone and stay away from the couch for a few weeks and you’ll be in the clear
just bend the rest of your pc until the cooler fits, easy
I’m just praying they don’t stack