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I’m just praying they don’t stack

I like Legos, now I’m at the ER getting my stomach x-ray’d

Lol what happened to “24 hours”?

I was at a friend’s house on their couch watching a movie and their shy cat just comes up and sits on my lap for pretty much the whole first hour. I’ve never even seen this cat before. And yeah, when the cat hopped up the friend did say that was unusual.

On the other hand my parent’s cats are all super timid around me (except one weirdo orange cat). Go figure

Can’t get more top than a spiffy do

Bro it did

Ironic, considering some of Jesus’s best friends were hoes

If I don’t laugh I might die

Anyone know any scary stories?

I can clone her…

Yeah just walk in there and start throwing tables, you know like Jesus would

Don’t listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl

smh

yeah dude and what’s your problem??

printers

For sanitary reasons, you should bring your own pencil

Ok, ok, don’t panic. Just don’t answer the phone and stay away from the couch for a few weeks and you’ll be in the clear

just bend the rest of your pc until the cooler fits, easy