What an odd thing to say…!

cbat on harmonica

ghhhhhhh

Though I got a bit carried away a few nights ago and have a burn mark on my leg now

Hahahahaha

This, but I use the hottest water I can stand under the tap and go a few times.

The way this works is because the reason a mosquito bite is itchy is due to an enzyme in mosquito saliva which locally numbs an area when a mosquito bites you. Once the mosquito saliva enzyme starts wearing off, it registers as itchiness until the enzyme is completely gone. So, using heat to denature the enzyme, making it impossible to do it’s job, makes the itching go away.

That kid’s posture makes my shoulders feel tight just looking at it.

Wow I HATE how accurate it is that he’s make his prices 4.20 and 6.69 arbitrarily for the lels, I truly hate that detail so much

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Fuck you, Spez

Insane Clown Quossy

I like this site. ‘S got good bones.

Can it!

If that’s why, good. Lol that was a concern I had with posting any pictures on here.

“Biting? Who biting? I am gentle princess never biting! See how demure! Charges never gonna stick. ;3”

The entire population of the earth is already on the tracks with nobody to flip the switch, brother.

lights cigar

California is like the third largest economy in the world alone, dude. Lol their biggest export is not “making things more expensive”…

they’d lick a pile of sawdust that came from polishing a wooden sex toy, let’s not mince words

So many people not pooping in July right now.

It’s real, I had one. Tastes terrible. But the price was right!

I will do the double-death deluxe Combo Move on you if you dare say such a thing on my post again my friend 😤

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