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I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!

Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?

Have you priced that shit lately! Sonsabitches act like they ain’t making it no mo.

That’s probably handy if their turn signals quit working. At least they can still signal the old fashioned way!

I don’t like the cut of his jib

The sumbitch thinks the White House is his personal crib!

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3” razor strap with all our names written on it. My wife had to force me to go to my mother’s funeral!

Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

Still nothing but right trash!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!

So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!

But I only go left. And no I don’t mean nascar left!

I’d have to go all the way back to my brother. The stupid sumbitch voted for trump!

I wouldn’t vote for a republican even for a dog shit picker upper position!