hit me up from the gulag when it meets your definitions, champ

Where do you think the ICE agents are drawn from, buddy? Downtown St. Paul? Pedantic.

… Americans don’t realize they’re already in a civil war? Bro a city is occupied. Secret police roam freely. Tens of thousands disappeared.

imagine caring at all about rich people and their fake prizes

You can’t negotiate with terrorists. They aren’t there for a legitimate purpose. ICE is a Run-Hide-Fight encounter.

is this supposed to make me forget that the USA is currently occupied by a mercenary kidnapper force who has abducted tens of thousands or like… are we supposed to commiserate?

NVM didn’t see it was a UK source, are you guys occupied by kidnappers too?

so funny that the rich are shooting up starve juice during a regime imposed famine

maybe they think we won’t devour them if they’re built like daffy duck

Can you imagine how much more useful to readers this publication could be if they wrote plainly true headlines instead of couching what happened behind click-bait bullshit?

“Stephen Miller’s Wife Threatens Greenland with a Meme on Social Media”

Look, now a reader would know what actually happened.

Same, been in multiple life or death situations and none were improved by a gun. Staring down the barrel is so fucking funny when the only reason you’re there is because it is freedom or death. Like they don’t expect you to pick death if you don’t get freedom?

I turned 360 degrees around and installed bazzite

Oh no, not the super expensive green team GPUs with obnoxious linux issues, how will I avoid buying them now? oh wait