Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.

Any chance you have sleep apnea?

You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.

The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.

I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

Make it less important…like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

Be kind to everyone?! I dont even like everyone!

How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?

When I sleep on my right arm it hurts. But sleep me just keeps doing it!

Should awake me drug myself to keep asleep me in control?

Also I want mine and your foreskin back.

Nah, we got fat reserves.

Source: we(i?) drink the gusher insides first then refill w mayo.

Finally good content.

What experts? Give me my Dyson spehere!

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How was me too controlled by billionaires?

Been hearing that for 30 years. That and the rapture is tomorrow. And aliens coming the day after that.

But Chipotle sucks. There’s a reason we dont make it at.home. its another version of subway. Which is horrible fast food.

In the UK subway lost the rights to call their loaves bread because of the sugar content.

She has no points

A) women are voluntarily driving 100% of demand for this drug B) if we could make it for guys, we would. C) if we did unplanned pregnancies would dry up and women’s power/control of birth would change vastly for the first time in our biological history.

This screen shot is meaningless kindergarten thinking.

Pseudo moralistic standing is like someone insisting their plain spaghetti is the only true pasta while ignoring the sauce that gives it meaning. They act righteous based on appearance rather than real substance. Spaghetti without sauce looks neat on the plate but leaves everyone unsatisfied. When people adopt a moral stance only to look good, it is empty and often slippery. It can twist around whichever way gets the most approval. Real morality has flavor. It nourishes. Pseudo morality is just noodles pretending to be a meal.