Phantaloons

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

Throw the rich off a cliff and liquidate their assets and net worth. was a bit too harsh, but whatever we have to do.

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Probably. Their decisions with healthcare weren’t much better.

Why aren’t ours?

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”

Your parents voted for convenience every day at the register and they got what they paid for.

Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.

If an American version existed:

“Nabisco Bite-sized Wellingtons!”

basically combos flavored like steak

Hm, Carrot-top is named after his hair being orange yet the top of a carrot is green, curious.

Were it me…

Wireguard is too obvious, so, Yggdrasil to an out of state or ideally country VPS, VPS to, you name it, tor, ygg, i2p, “the works”.

but, this makes the barrier to entry that much higher. Any public TOR relay is an instant breach of the law and provable if the target IP is identified as one, and most could very easily be. One would need to go private, on their own hardware.

site traffic gets cut by 30%

“How could this have happened?”