The disinterested cynical introverted friend of the fun obviously interested, hot person you’re trying to get involved with.

That bedtime snack will be delicious, but you have to deal with the crumbs after.

I was thinking the same thing. But I’m also wondering if it’s more preferable than laying naked on sand, because at least here you don’t get covered in the stuff.

Oh wow. That is pretty cool.

Well it’s still too accurate for me to believe it’s hand drawn. If you did, then compliments, but you can’t convince me.

Dude, again? These are the default officially licenced images that merch sellers use to print onto t-shirts and crap. There’s no way this is hand drawn.

This is not a drawing. I have 3 posters, a lanyard, 3 different desktop backgrounds, and 2 officially licensed books that use this same exact picture of Link. The only way I’ll believe this is hand drawn is that it’s a very detailed trace. But I doubt it.

My favorite part is when the crab said “it’s pinchin time!” And starting pinching all over the place

Me, but with existing. Screw dieting.

Close, Metaphor Refantasio

Still can’t use debit cards though.