

ah the girlfriend paradox


ah the girlfriend paradox
I always thought “i have a huge snake in my pants, you wanna see it?” is just a bad pick-up line.


Unrealistic because the footsteps are too close together and there is zero movement.
es ist wunderschön!
Shouldn’t have used light cheese. badum tsss


i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep


So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
it seemed to be a white ermine. And i saw it arround the house one day. They usually live in the north and the mountains and they sure look like it.


The bear (Goldbär = gold bear) is the mascot from the Brand (HARIBO = Hans Riegel Bonn), a German sweets company. They came up with the Goldbär because of the then competitor “Gummibären” (gummy bears). The bear is on most types of gummies the brand offers link to online shop if interested sometimes together with the liquorice-boy.
falaffeldürümius
ohh. so short voiceful exhaling. interesting
is the term called a “schwa” or does the vowel literaly turn into “schwa”? I can not tell if your’re serious.
yeah and will continue to do so.
I still need to process that it is supposed to be pronounced “samon” according this other meme.
fuck this crow fr


this looks like something Ickplant would post.
it was not supposed to be pronounched thus far?? lame!
or My Big Fat Greek Dick
so?