look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

at least they look stupid as all fuck

LOL yea let’s laugh at literally every other 1st world country with universal healthcare while we pay thousands a year for insurance that doesn’t pay out

LOL are you serious? “innovation adoption” wtf

it’s not “innovation” and it’s not “adoption”

it’s legit nazi propaganda, and it’s abandonment. i sincerely hope you’re just making a half ass attempt at trolling

the funniest part of the story is the idea that anyone’s grandma in the 90s had a computer and printed recipes, instead of a handmade old growth hardwood box full of 100 year old recipes handwritten with a quill pen

edit: nvm, my brain didn’t register the “in the future” bit

good job, humanity. all it took for you to finally leave twitter was literal fascism

https://youtu.be/6TdeXsRvMjA?t=9

“hey let’s be friends!”

10 minutes later

“soooo… when we fuckin?”

even the most impotent limp dicked authoritarian gets a raging boner over tech that will cause mass human death. the more apocalyptic, the better. as such, this might just be the only research that will be govt funded in the near future

i hope the brits don’t end up bending knee and submitting to everything the new trumpistan demands, but i’m afraid they will, along with most of the others

ok… explain to me why trump and elmo are making such a hard push to switch from dollars to bitcoin?

the federal reserve does whatever tf it wants. have you ever heard of anyone telling them what to do, and them doing it?

unacceptable for trump

dictators and their goons don’t like central banks and their fiat currency that, no matter how much “money” you have, it’s their money

obviously fake, since the people who can afford to be alive don’t do “sorry.” about anything

we ah all bri’ish

i’ll bet they get issued like 10 rounds each for those giant helical mags

i absolutely adore that i haven’t seen a single meme, post, or comment that isn’t ruthlessly shitting on this fucking guy

everyone’s got something they’ll spend extra money on just for its looks. increasingly though, people are realizing that the $150 plates aren’t doing any better of a job holding their dinner than the $20 walmart plates

not only that, but the idea that you need a different plate for bread, a plate for entree, a plate for salad, a plate for pasta–it’s asinine. gotta be one of the bigger scams of the industrial age. same thing with utensils: you’ve got your dinner fork, dessert fork, fish fork, salad fork, fruit fork, and on and on. um excuse me, fuck all that noise, give me 1 plate and 1 fork, and call me an uncultured philistine if it makes everyone feel better, but i’m not buying all that crap

back in the day bored housewives used to love to throw dinner parties just to show off their fancy serveware, pretending that they’re downton abbey or something. i’ve experienced it, since it’s the same shit at every holiday get together. it’s almost surreal, sitting in the midst of a perpetual conversation about dinner plates, very similar to dudes at a superbowl party, except the plates are the superbowls

you can’t reason with them. no matter how much you try to tell my mom it’s not the 90s anymore, she absolutely refuses to accept any reality other than her 10 giant plastic bins stuffed with beanie babies is a priceless collection