Man, I feel old since I know what teletext is

I see your teletext Doom and raise you one Doom on Pregnancy Test

I instantly sent it to my mom. She’s been reading teletext news for years.

One day Doom will be able to run through carrier pigeons.

For the sheer “WTF” factor, that probably wins, but as a practical gaming method, it might be doable to play DRL rather than Doom itself.