Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table
My leg hurt and it’s got a hella bruise going now
In kindergarden, I started running around the class with a pair of scissors in my hand. Tripped and the blades went right between my right eyeball and my skull.
Somehow nothing important was damaged (just a lot of bleeding and a very frightened teacher). I still have 2 functioning eyes, and I never again ran holding sharp objects.
Did you become a teachable moment for your classmates?
My wife yawned and dislocated her jaw. She had to go to hospital to get it fixed. Oh, the drooling…
Fell up the stairs. Had to visit a hospital, got a splint.
surely you meant fall down the stairs - right?!
uhm… nope