vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 年前What is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?message-squaremessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down17
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 年前message-square70linkfedilink
minus-squaredannoffs@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down2·3 年前“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
minus-squarendguardian@lemmy.studiolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 年前I’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 年前It’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
He’s too Chad to be left alive.
I’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
It’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
And then you steal the pen.