Noah’s reboot didn’t work 🤷‍♂️

  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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    5 days ago

    Could be regional flooding. He probably didn’t hit the Chinese at the same time. Not like Noah was well versed in global maps. Dude only saw where he was was flooded.

    Or God put all the freshies in stasis cause God can make a flood and does w/e whenever.

    • vinnymac@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Could also be pirate space monkeys came and saved all the fish and then returned them after. It’s really fun to make up situations where the fish didn’t die in the story. We can even give Noah a staff and special powers as long they justify our view of the world.