Disclaimer: yes, the Wikipedia article mentions this possibility, but I had the shower thought before I went to look up if this was right. I was watching a Super Monkey Ball video where the narrator mentioned the Cleveland Browns but said it with a cadence that sounded like a first and last name. And then I realized.
You were never very good at Connect The Dots puzzles, huh?
I just don’t watch American football, even the Super Bowl, so I know the team exists but have to think about it maybe once a year.
Even if you did watch the Super Bowl, you probably still wouldn’t hear of the Cleveland Browns.
Surely they would have heard the euphemism for taking a shit?
“I gotta drop the Cleveland Browns off at the Super Bowl.”
I have never heard of this before now