I can fall asleep almost anywhere. I routinely fall asleep in the break room at work. Once, I was helping a friend fix his car, and I fell asleep on his garage floor when he went inside to get water.
But in a hot metal tube tearing through the sky, with my neck all kinked? Get out of here, man.
First you find a comfortable position. Sometimes a pillow helps. Then close your eyes.
Failed at step 1
You sound like a coach-peon /s