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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前

I caught my kid chewing on a power cord last night.

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I caught my kid chewing on a power cord last night.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前

I had to ground him.

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Any update? Is he conducting himself properly?

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