Consider children.

  1. Lots of free time.

  2. Kinda dumb (sorry but that’s just how it is. It’s physics. It’s unavoidable.)

  3. Confident in their rightness. (see above)

  4. Reactive, get excited easily. (hormones and such)

  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    In reality children are just very small drunk adults. Without the intoxicant.

    They can’t form really coherent sentences, they don’t care about social norms, and if you don’t put a stop to it they will talk your ear off about stuff only they could possibly care about.

    They also throw up and hurt themselves a lot.

    Drunk.