• nLuLukna @sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago
    1. Buy unprofitable application
    2. Make a series of incredibly shit business decisions
    3. It’s now less profitable than before.
    4. ???
    5. ???
    6. Profit
    • vanontom@geddit.social
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      2 years ago

      Hold on, maybe I’ve figured it out. Endless magical profits, here I come!

      Step 4. Be ultra-wealthy. (Bonus for not paying taxes.) Step 5. Do anything. (Bonus for pretending it’s profitable.)

    • Snapz@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      I’ve one the steps is, “use the letter X SOMEHOW, so people won’t laugh at you and will realize you are so cool finally”