• Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    “wtf are you on about? Oranges have been banned for 10 years.”

    “I’m eating one right now.”

    “You’re a liar, prove it.”

    “I’m not going to take a picture of myself for you. What kind of idiot thinks oranges are banned?”

    “Oh yeah, prove they’re not.”

    “Prove oranges aren’t banned by the government? How the fuck?”

    “See, I rest my case”

    “You fucking idiot…[3 hours of research and case law into it being legal to eat an orange] here you happy?”

    “Oh well they banned them in my country (of 6 people).”

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      1 year ago

      At least they didn’t ban apples.

      Not that I want to compare apples with oranges but…