The issues that matter to us all, folks, the issues that uhh… esphegg-jesquick-womfphgle
- Joe Biden, presumably
I’ve seen one of these bugs on the side of the road once:
Weird bug on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae
Ooooh exciting did you get any comment from the future secretary for the nighttime ?
Seems like the logical choice, his neck tie game is on point. I suppose a double Windsor is easier to tie with six appendages and compound eyes.
“Remember when the biggest scandal in politics was the secretary of nighttime wearing a tan tie?”
Or someone getting a blowjob.
Ooh is that a giant water beetle?
Close. Giant water bug (called “Toe Biters” in some places). Saw one army-crawling across a parking lot just yesterday!
What’s the difference between a water beetle and water bug? Mostly that one’s a beetle and one’s a bug… They’re in the same class but different orders. Think of a ladybug (a beetle) vs stink bug (true bug)
have you ever been bit by one?
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
YEAHHHHHH BUDDDYYYYY
LIGHTNIGHTWEIGHTBUGBrandon?
No I just think the bug should be in charge looks cute.
