Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • indomara@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 years ago

    This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

    I recently had to do the bowel screen and because I go so long between samples I had to get special forms and submit each sample individually, lol.

    • eyy@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      2 years ago

      This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

      That sounds unlikely, you must be full of shit.

      If it’s true, well… you must be full of shit.

      • baseless_discourse@mander.xyzEnglish
        1·
        2 years ago

        It depends on the diet, I grow up with a diet that is high on oil, chilli, and veggie, I had no problem pooping everyday.

        Then I went to college, the only veggies I can find are overcooked broccoli or cold iceberg lettuce. I can easily go a week without pooping, since my digestive system is just not used to these kind of diet.

        Obviously it is extremely uncomfortable to go weeks without pooping. I would prefer to poop like normal, but I cannot find the diet I am used to in college.

    • Gwyntale@lemmy.worldEnglish
      21·
      2 years ago

      Have you ever considered how much of your body weight at any given time is poop?

      • indomara@lemmy.worldEnglish
        51·
        2 years ago

        No, but I did once read that the length of human intestines can vary anywhere from 3-7 meters, so it stands to reason that some people are just slower to process things.