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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

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It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Where punchline?

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      Probiotic and antibiotic

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        Not very punchy, even for a dad joke

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          Not all biotics use their powers for melee

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            abiotic

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        theres also a prebiotic, probiotic.

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