bender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?i.imgur.comimagemessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down129
arrow-up1201arrow-down1imageIf you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?i.imgur.combender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square119fedilink
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 year agoTwo chicks at the same time
minus-squarebender@insaneutopia.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoThats it? If you had a fighter jet, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 year agoChicks love fighter jets
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 year agoAnd it’s really hard to have sex in a fighter jet. It’s not exactly a roomy interior. For having sex, the best experience is a minivan.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoWell then trade it in for a minivan, duh.
minus-square342heathbar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·1 year agoYou can’t pickup chicks in a fighter jet
minus-squareDandroid@dandroid.applinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoOh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn’t you? We’re going to get a fighter jet, and you’re worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?
minus-squarePossible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoLet’s ask that General who just stopped by to pickup the flag what he thinks.
minus-square0xED@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWell, not all chicks love fighter jets
minus-squareArtVandelay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoWell, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoIf you don’t like fighter jets then you ain’t a chick
Two chicks at the same time
Thats it? If you had a fighter jet, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Chicks love fighter jets
And it’s really hard to have sex in a fighter jet. It’s not exactly a roomy interior.
For having sex, the best experience is a minivan.
Well then trade it in for a minivan, duh.
You can’t pickup chicks in a fighter jet
Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn’t you? We’re going to get a fighter jet, and you’re worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?
Maybe you can’t
Tom Cruise begs to differ
Not with that attitude
T. Least sane lemmy user
Let’s ask that General who just stopped by to pickup the flag what he thinks.
Well, not all chicks love fighter jets
Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do
If you don’t like fighter jets then you ain’t a chick
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