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TechCodex@programming.dev to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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TechCodex@programming.dev to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I have a pair of Linux ones, but I had to make them myself, and then everyone told me I was wearing the wrong brand, and that theirs is better. The Apple ones were even worse, though. I had to buy proprietary feet just to wear them, and when I broke my foot my doctor told me that he wasn’t certified to repair it.

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      I tried to install Linux on an old pair of Nikes and I have never once gotten Bluetooth to work.

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    please say these aren’t real

    • Link.wav [he/him]@beehaw.org
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      I sure hope not because the last thing I need is to spend all my money on a pair for each day of the week

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    I know dr sholes makes anti bacterial, maybe start there

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    Infected with Windows.

  • Andrew@mander.xyz
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    You’re right, it’s too late now.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t mind the virus have you installed Microsoft edge? Microsoft edge has great features such as Microsoft syponing more data from your pc etc. Microsoft bullshit

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    Sanitizer

  • WaitingFast@lemmy.world
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    Nice, Blue shoes.

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    Simple, just visit shoebuntu.com

  • Rachel@derp.foo
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    It’s already endpoint protection.

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    They already do. But every now and then when you try to put them on they won’t lift off the floor because they’re installing that update you’ve been putting off.

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