You do understand how saying “two things can be true at once” as if you’re talking to an actual toddler is incredibly condescending and not a good place from whence to start a conversation, right? Have the basic respect for someone you’re talking and assume they also have object permanence.
If OP was looking for adult conversation, this title might’ve not been the greatest place to start lol:
If OP was looking for adult conversation, this title might’ve not been the greatest place to start lol:
Gets called out for acting like a child
“Heh, just trying to make you feel at home”
The shithead classic
That was a different guy though