because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on

  • BranBucket@lemmy.world
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    What’s the quote about virgins from that vampire show? Something like: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, wouldn’t your prefer if no one had fucked it first?

    This seems similar.

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    An obscenely crude platformer came out a couple years ago called Hell Pie, where you play as a demon chained to a cherub and you go to different “worlds” to get her ingredients to make a pie for Satan’s birthday.

    One of the levels takes place in and around a giant restaurant that serves all the people of the world (meaning all the NPCs and other characters you’ve seen throughout the game) and they have a “mystery meat” that’s so delicious people can’t get enough. One of the side areas in the exterior of the building, is a small caged-in area on a flat metal surface, with tents and fire barrels and a bunch of naked humans who look like they’ve been in captivity for their entire lives. Like skin-and-bone, bug-eyes, all huddled together and acting like scared animals.

    It was one of the few areas in the game that actually kinda fucked me up.

  • DesertCreosote@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Sounds perfect for a pie shop.

    Menu:

    • Priest
    • Greengrocer
    • General (served with and without his privates)
    • Piccolo player
    • Locksmith

    Coming soon:

    • Beadle
    • Judge
  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    7 days ago

    Now you’re giving me an idea to tweak dude bros by pointing out how they’re eagerly shoving male beef down their throats

  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I mean women’s meat would probably just be better. There’s a reason we don’t eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there’s probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.

  • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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    Nah. The worst idea is identifying another ethnicity as making better tasting meat and saying that it isn’t an issue to eat people outside your kin or kith.

    Then you subjugate the population as breeding stock to create food for your society because the superior humanity shouldn’t concern itself with the treatment of lesser peoples. After all, if they didn’t deserve to be eaten, then why do they taste so good?