because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on

I am both jealous of and horrified by your brain.
This is so insane and yet true.
What’s the quote about virgins from that vampire show? Something like: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, wouldn’t your prefer if no one had fucked it first?
This seems similar.
I’m never showering with you.
Not exactly cannibalism but mummia (powdered mummies) was popular in Europe from the 12th to 19th century.
An obscenely crude platformer came out a couple years ago called Hell Pie, where you play as a demon chained to a cherub and you go to different “worlds” to get her ingredients to make a pie for Satan’s birthday.
One of the levels takes place in and around a giant restaurant that serves all the people of the world (meaning all the NPCs and other characters you’ve seen throughout the game) and they have a “mystery meat” that’s so delicious people can’t get enough. One of the side areas in the exterior of the building, is a small caged-in area on a flat metal surface, with tents and fire barrels and a bunch of naked humans who look like they’ve been in captivity for their entire lives. Like skin-and-bone, bug-eyes, all huddled together and acting like scared animals.
It was one of the few areas in the game that actually kinda fucked me up.
only women’s meat
“Gamer Girl Bathwater” is about to have a dark twist… 👀
(hint: murder)
Risky click of the day. Was totally worth it though.
how do you even get ideas like this
Sounds perfect for a pie shop.
Menu:
- Priest
- Greengrocer
- General (served with and without his privates)
- Piccolo player
- Locksmith
Coming soon:
- Beadle
- Judge
brb got a business idea, but first I gotta call one of those lab-grown meat businesses
Now you’re giving me an idea to tweak dude bros by pointing out how they’re eagerly shoving male beef down their throats
I mean women’s meat would probably just be better. There’s a reason we don’t eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there’s probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.
Nah. The worst idea is identifying another ethnicity as making better tasting meat and saying that it isn’t an issue to eat people outside your kin or kith.
Then you subjugate the population as breeding stock to create food for your society because the superior humanity shouldn’t concern itself with the treatment of lesser peoples. After all, if they didn’t deserve to be eaten, then why do they taste so good?
I would only eat humans that had a net worth of 100 million and up.






