This is just an old copypasta. Hardly worthy of BestOf.
Wait, there’s old and there’s classic.
Yeah but… our cultural identity is young and in need of more good humor. I don’t necessarily see this as an argument for owning an uzi for “home defense,” but who really knows… I’m certainly not going back to Spezneyland just to find out 😌
Finding it in my all feed and laughing says otherwise.
Nope, it doesn’t.
My first ever screenshoted text! I made it!
Edit: why is there a baby bead next to my name?
Congrats! :)
Voyager says your account is 5 days old, so it adds this yellow mark
Ohh ok thanks! I don’t see it on Sync.
Going nude adds to the fear factor for the intruder. They know you mean business and don’t give a rat’s ass.
So, posting a (gold classic) copypasta and adding an extra sentence makes a “best of lemmy” post, apparently. Cool cool cool. Sure glad I left reddit’s inane bullshit behind.
Imagine having to do all that clothed. The founding fathers intended for me to do it in the nude in my own house if I wanted AND I MIGHT stop beware you might see all kinds of malformed genetalia
IIRC, pajamas were popularized during WWII because of air raids and having to possibly get up and go to a building bomb shelter in there middle of the night. Also works for earthquake prone areas and homes with ghosts.
The Reggie is strong with this one.
This copypasta came from 4chan before Lemmy ever existed.
