☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 7 hours agoRelieving oneself over the edge of the shiplemmy.mlimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down13
arrow-up159arrow-down1imageRelieving oneself over the edge of the shiplemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 hours agoUm ok I would suggest removing the underwear in the second image but honestly I don’t know anything about being a sailor or life in a ship
minus-squareChe Banana@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·42 minutes agoI think the ‘Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind’ step is also missing
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·31 minutes agoYou reckon maybe it’s optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it’s a mystery to me
minus-squareKn1ghtDigital@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 hours agoSo is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship
minus-square☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoI imagine it’s like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.
minus-squareunwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoIt isn’t. It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can’t happen on the ship. Why? If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower. The higher-ups would be livid. Truly a anti-gay ship.
Um ok I would suggest removing the underwear in the second image but honestly I don’t know anything about being a sailor or life in a ship
I think the ‘Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind’ step is also missing
You reckon maybe it’s optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it’s a mystery to me
Me, a sailor:
So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship
I imagine it’s like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.
The latter, it’s not gay (unless…)
It isn’t.
It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can’t happen on the ship.
Why?
If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.
The higher-ups would be livid.
Truly a anti-gay ship.