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Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml ·
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It's always "temporary troubleshooting"

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It's always "temporary troubleshooting"

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  • RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world
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    License to kill -9

  • GaleFromCali@lemmy.world
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    It should be “chmod, sudo chmod”

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      chmod; sudo chmod

    • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.inkOP
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      That would’ve been smart

      • jungle@lemmy.world
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        Smart. Maxwell Smart.

        • uis@lemmy.world
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          Smart. Real Smart.

  • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.ml
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    “Chown’d, not stirred.”

    • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.inkOP
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      How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?

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        5 points for the awk command.

        10 points for a perl script.

        ;-)

      • 🙈 🙉 🙊@sh.itjust.works
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        circular shift

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    007 is a pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.

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      Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes

      I believe thats called the honey pot

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    The man to whom unauthorized sudo attempts are reported.

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      Santa?

    • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.inkOP
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      Oh no I’m screwed

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    (after) …ah crap it’s actually selinux…

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      SELINUX=disabled

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        First thing to do if you need a functioning server

        Unless you’re a security guy and get off on people not being able to do their jobs due to Access Denied

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      Recently, I learned of the concept of “Linux capabilities”. And yeah, as much as I enjoy reading up on these things, the whole time I was thinking, if something’s fucky with these capabilities, I’ll never remember to check them…

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        Funfact: if you want to run for example HTTP server, you can run it with CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE and no_new_priv.

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      deleted by creator

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    Should’ve been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.

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      You can’t do that…Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.

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      And need the extra CHMOD, JAMES CHMOD

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        Agreed!

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    Bad bad bad!

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    ssh still doesn’t work. I’m out of ideas!

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