Custoslibera@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoPoor people are ungodlyi.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1887arrow-down153
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minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoPressure them with Matthew 19:21. “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” The world is a stage and I forgot my lines.
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoAl Franken’s humor isn’t always my thing, but this truly is one of his best bits.
Supplyyyyyyyyyyy-side Jeeeesus.
Pressure them with Matthew 19:21.
“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
The world is a stage and I forgot my lines.
Al Franken’s humor isn’t always my thing, but this truly is one of his best bits.