The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn’t know we needed.

So we’ll have bigger meatier salmon?

So do I, so do I…

Cocaine affected people do too.

My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

Okay, hold on. I’ve got a better idea…

Well good for them

Seems like a waste of cocaine.

I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.

Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they’d been given all the cocaine they said they did.

I probably would too tbh

Just scientists studying the consequences of America’s cocaine infested waters.

Can confirm.