I was thinking god would respond, but say things like, “Well there’s a reason they call it the ineffable plan,” or “Ugh, this is just like the time I let those humans into my garden. I’ve never heard the end of it,” while I’m trying to solve a crime or something, and I have to try to figure information from the gripes, passive aggressive comments, and opaque metaphors.
How does this differ from prayer?
God doesn’t respond to prayers.
he would reply to Op by t-posing him and spitting into his face to assert dominance.
Aren’t superpowers supposed to be a net positive, though? This sounds worse all around. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgement here.
I was thinking god would respond, but say things like, “Well there’s a reason they call it the ineffable plan,” or “Ugh, this is just like the time I let those humans into my garden. I’ve never heard the end of it,” while I’m trying to solve a crime or something, and I have to try to figure information from the gripes, passive aggressive comments, and opaque metaphors.