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    1 year ago

    Bird: “I don’t know man, shit’s fucked”

    Jeff Bezos: “Damn, you right. Pollution going down tonight!”

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      1 year ago

      Wouldn’t birds* mostly be like: “Get the fsck out of my forest you mofos, unless you’re female and willing, then come here and bend over!”

      ( * and many other animals, but mostly birds)