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sexy_peach@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I won't let Big Closet tell me how to live my life.

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I won't let Big Closet tell me how to live my life.

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sexy_peach@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • trailing9@lemmy.ml
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    Remember that cache goes stale

    • magikmw@lemm.ee
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      Is mom the cache invalidator we deserve?

      • trailing9@lemmy.ml
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        But not the one you need. When she notices a smell it’s already too late.

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    Access to the chair cache is O(n) tho

    • GVasco@discuss.tchncs.de
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      n = 1 and you have O(1)

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        Mom is way too harsh to call it a messy pile with only 1 cloth on the chair…

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          True that!

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    Personally I assemble my clothes in a B+ tree on my desk. I’ve found that the hash lookup algorithm I was using had too many collisions.

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      What was you hash function? return 1?

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        shirt.isShortSleeved()

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