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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

not again...

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not again...

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • さようなら@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

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      If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

      Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

      • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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        What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

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          The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

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    Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.

    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Take that you porcelain slut

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      Shut up!

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