My wife hasn’t talked to me since Monday. She’s mad at me and last night she said we’re not friends anymore. I’m out of ideas. I’m going to offer her cash to be friends again. Wish me luck guys.

  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I think it depends on the prior history.

    This is a GOOD idea if he frequently told her “I’d give you my last dollar.”

    This is a BAD idea if his catch-phrase is “they’re cheaper than a 10 dollar ho.”