I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.
I am happy for your achievement. Well done!
Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated
That’s what got me constipated in the first place.
Yo, didn’t notice it was the same person
This is hilarious
The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.
WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.
hush
So I’m going to assume the no poop mission was a success.
It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.
I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.
mizu is what
So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?
Sorry but I really can’t 🥲
So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days… can you tellbus what you were doing now?
I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??
This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.
Shits crazy.
I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣
I’ll just say that there’s a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.
Psyllium husk.
Not the most pleasant thing to mix with water, but god damn that poopy powder is incredible. It should be part of everyone’s daily habit, it’s so good for you.
Really hot peanuts help, look up your closest Indian grocery store they usually have the nuclear stuff.
Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.
Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.
This is the way. Oatmeal or anything with high fiber will help as well.
However prunes or are really where it’s at.
You could try the mathematician’s approach and work it out with a pencil!
(but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers
The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.
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