• FiskFisk33@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Since I see where this is going to go,
    What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?

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      1 year ago

      Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss

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        1 year ago

        Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.

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    1 year ago

    Open every hydrant in town and leave. Or, open a bunch in different sections and close them as fast as possible causing a hammer effect and making the water mains break. Bonus if it’s next to a water tower. I’d never do that though, part of my job is to find said break.

  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    I’m self-employed, so probably dying.

    At my old job, my hours were cut to zero after I finally made a single comment pointing out the hypocrisy of my boss’s politics. After a year of dealing with him spouting Q-conspiracy every single day he was there, I kind of had enough.

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      1 year ago

      This, I work for a company that deals in very sensitive data. Grab my camera, snap a few pics and spend the rest of my days in Federal prison. Let’s not do that.