Yo linux team, i would love some advice.

I’m pretty mad at windows, 11 keeps getting worse and worse and I pretty done with Bill’s fetishes about bing and ai. Who knows where’s cortana right now…

Anyway, I heard about this new company called Linux and I’m open to try new stuff. I’m a simple guy and just need some basic stuff:

  • graphic stuff: affinity, canva, corel, gimp etc… (no adobe anymore, please don’t ask.)
  • 3d modelling and render: blender, rhino, cinema, keyshot
  • video editing: davinci
  • some little coding in Dart/flutter (i use VS code, I don’t know if this is good or bad)
  • a working file explorer (can’t believe i have to say this)
  • NO FUCKIN ADS
  • NO MF STUPID ASS DISGUSTING ADVERTISING

The tricky part is the laptop, a zenbook duo pro (i9-10/rtx2060), with double touch screens.

I tried ubuntu several years ago but since it wasn’t ready for my use i never went into different distros and their differences. Now unfortunately, ready or not, I need to switch.

Edit: the linux-company thing is just for triggering people, sorry I didn’t know it was this effective.

    • 0xtero@beehaw.org
      121·
      8 months ago

      I thought it was funny as well. Sometimes FOSS communities are so very uptight, we should relax a bit.

    • arty@feddit.de
      73·
      8 months ago

      Making people laugh and triggering people are quite different motives

    • gomp@lemmy.ml
      1·
      8 months ago

      Same here, until I read OP’s intentions.

      Writing stuff to trigger people is the definition of being a troll (well, one of the possible definitions).

      It’s worth nothing that a mediocre troll can sometime pass for a comedian.