Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agolaughs in unicyclesh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1770arrow-down14
arrow-up1766arrow-down1external-linklaughs in unicyclesh.itjust.worksCows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-29 months agoWhat about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoOh, idk. Probably something like Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Easy to remember.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoI got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoAlready sounds pretty safe to me :)
What about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?
What’s your safe word?
Oh, idk. Probably something like Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Easy to remember.
I got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…
Already sounds pretty safe to me :)
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