Never turn your back on a hillbilly, literally or metaphorically. Every single emergency response worker in my family has a story about getting run up on from behind by some backwater methhead because they were tweaking over the uniform loading meemaw, pawpaw, or a kid of theirs onto a stretcher; I anticipate the exact same thing happening here. They’re gonna wait until the rest of the country turns their back then boom. Up comes the run-up.