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minus-squareelbowdrop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down2·2 years agoImagine if guys figured out that having g decent hygiene is like 70% of it. Women like a good smelling fellow. The other 50% is just being interesting and not all murdery.
minus-squareLittleKerr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 years agoJust in case, someone that smells like deodorant from 50 meters away is not considered a good smelling fellow.
minus-squareratz30 @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoAre you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn’t actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoWeirdly the right amount of axe is probably attractive to most women within 50 meters, you just need to be about 1 meter away at the time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoNah. Just keep it to a minimum. Or better yet, use something more mature/standard and don’t smell like a teenager mid-puberty all day.
minus-squareelbowdrop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoJust use aqua de gio or Jimmy choo
minus-squarebobettes_bob@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoYour maths are kinda off by a bit though
minus-squareJust_A_Human@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years agoShhhh, he smells good. He doesn’t need to be good at math ok?
minus-squareelbowdrop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoThank you. You can have another 20%.
Imagine if guys figured out that having g decent hygiene is like 70% of it. Women like a good smelling fellow. The other 50% is just being interesting and not all murdery.
Just in case, someone that smells like deodorant from 50 meters away is not considered a good smelling fellow.
Are you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn’t actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?
Weirdly the right amount of axe is probably attractive to most women within 50 meters, you just need to be about 1 meter away at the time.
Nah. Just keep it to a minimum. Or better yet, use something more mature/standard and don’t smell like a teenager mid-puberty all day.
Just use aqua de gio or Jimmy choo
Your maths are kinda off by a bit though
Shhhh, he smells good. He doesn’t need to be good at math ok?
Thank you. You can have another 20%.