I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    With a bit of a double-entendre, “It powers the world”, since it’s the most common server platform.

    More funny: “It’s not an OS. It’s a hobby.”