thorbot@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoChristian rulei.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1394arrow-down122
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minus-squarecollegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoIt’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
minus-squareAccountMaker@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years ago Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect. I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I’m not fully convinced that it is not
minus-squareBaconIsAVeg@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoHoly shit. Should People Who Masturbate Be Allowed to Vote? 457 comments
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoI should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I’m not fully convinced that it is not
Holy shit.
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice