Raw irritated penis

I’ve been saying this for months. How long until 47 “has a stroke.”

Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

Diesel too?

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.