i’ve heard of jokes going over people’s heads but i think you had to duck

on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheManIsStickingItToTheMan

No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

my sibling in christ this is lemmy you don’t need to censor swear words in your posts. see watch: bitch ass shit fuck damn cunt

exactly. like, mate, i hate to break it to ya, but people do have to pay to use stock footage. artists do get paid for that

And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don’t forget them.

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who’d kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

why does your dad look the same age as his mom

nah, that’s code that does something slightly different every time you run it. that’s a different beast.

ah sweet, code that does something slightly different every time i compile it

americans: “yeah so life sucks over here”
europeans: “lmfao rip bozo holy hell am i glad i’m not you”

your drug dealer wants to lower your debt in exchange for fixing their PC? HELL NO!!!

nuh uh, if i’m getting paid (getting paid in reduced debt is still paid cuz it’s money i was gonna give him anyway) i’ll do whatever

HAHAAA YOU FOOL YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY INFODUMP I AM AN UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE

i can at least take solace in the fact that brain dead lemmings are 100% bark and 0% bite

I can’t see through the paywall either, but if it’s like any of the hundreds of other articles that have been written on this topic, the answer is probably TikTok

can somebody please remind me why i still have a lemmy account?

by that logic, every citizen of the united states is a fascist, because they could have been mobilizing and weren’t

Elon Musk tweeted “Imagine a new all-powerful woke AI”

i’m honestly not sure which belief is more brain-dead: that anything that is woke is bad, or that all-powerful AI is a credible threat