

can ml go two goddamn seconds without fellating a dictatorship because they saw “communism” on the sign
can ml go two goddamn seconds without fellating a dictatorship because they saw “communism” on the sign
can i please scroll my lemmy feed for 20 whole minutes without being aggressively reminded of why i stopped using lemmy
“Democrats and republicans are same!!!1!!”
yawn
Return oriented programming is not a…
…you know what, never mind. You keep doing it. Cybercrime is cool anyway
i’m not sure there’s any metric by which the soviet union could be called a success but go off king
ah good, lemmy hasn’t changed a bit since i left it 2 months ago
welp see you losers next year
i’ve heard of jokes going over people’s heads but i think you had to duck
on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will
No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
my sibling in christ this is lemmy you don’t need to censor swear words in your posts. see watch: bitch ass shit fuck damn cunt
exactly. like, mate, i hate to break it to ya, but people do have to pay to use stock footage. artists do get paid for that
And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don’t forget them.
do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who’d kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it
why does your dad look the same age as his mom
nah, that’s code that does something slightly different every time you run it. that’s a different beast.
ah sweet, code that does something slightly different every time i compile it
americans: “yeah so life sucks over here”
europeans: “lmfao rip bozo holy hell am i glad i’m not you”
Well sure, Republicans are currently actively trying to strip away trans rights, build a military with the authorization to operate within our borders, black bag people in the streets without charging them with a crime because they don’t like what they have to say, and deploying the goddamn Armed Forces against their own citizens when they have the audacity to peacefully protest about it, and Democrats are voting party line against every single one of those, but they aren’t saying no louder than that, so they’re the same.
No one is better at mental gymnastics than leftists, I swear to god.