If that deck was nothing but jokers then sure.

The headline should read “Ukraine ordered a top Russian admiral to fuck himself”

These tanks represent the very cutting edge of Ukraine’s trident.

You think this guy cups his own balls while he sleeps? I bet he does. That face says he does.

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

Yes. A rich persons assets are protected by law. Whilst your life is considered secondary at best. Laws are primarily written to protect assets of the rich. It’s always been that way. From the Roman senate to the US senate. They are/were all rich land owners. Land which they stole from the natives, and enslaved them. There is nothing strange about this. This is just how we do things as a species. So a better question would be. How do we break this destructive cycle that has plagued our (human) civilization since its inception?

MY Ferd Canyonero XLT lariat can’t protect the fetuses if there are windmills ruining my view! You… don’t want the communists to win do you??? Why do you hate America and therefore all christians???

edit: GAAWWWDDDD

The great reddit exodus continues to gather momentum. This place is a fantastic replacement for my Reddit addiction as I am sure it is for many others.

Hitch your tits and pucker up. We’re entering a new age of industry. Much like the original Industrial Revolution, technology is going to advance at an extremely rapid pace. Fusion, quantum computing supremacy. Just… wow. How far off is general AI with this new room temperature superconductor?

I’m sure it’s fine. Hey have you seen the new Ferd Canyonero?? It only comes in two colors gun metal and black. I got gun metal. Cyclist are a menace and cause my SUV to catch woke cancer! Now everything is in metric! How are we to save fetuses now that atheists have a meter stick! shakes fist at Canada. ‘Whyyyyy??!!’

You really think they’re going to believe their lying eyes and ears? I think not. They’re in a collective psychosis.

I already did. Now what? Indigestion? Oh no 😟

Wagner shit weasels are hiding in the shadows. I hope they have the resources to fight those monsters

Heh. Another symptom of the second gilded age we now find ourselves experiencing.

Agreed, it’s a very stupid idea. They should print ‘Known by the state of California to cause cancer’ just to drive home how incredibly stupid this idea is.