I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

Here in the UK we don’t tip, people generally get fired if they don’t do their job well.

Yea, this is probably a crime in a lot of places. Am I wrong?

Yes, only voluntary abortion can prevent Barbara Streisand

Such as?

Stanley is a UK brand that originally just made flasks. They started making cups in the same style as their flasks and for some reason they recently blew up online.

Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?

These are a couple of the results Craiyon created with the prompt “Manny Feast”.

Ah, you got to that one first!

I remember my friend once saying “I hate cats” whilst cradling mine in his arm like a baby and stroking his head.

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

I’m shoveling the air Rand’

So no one told ya Phoebe isn’t spelt that way…

What?

I’m me, yes. The better question is are you you?

Well, I’m naked on the toilet right now. So that makes you the pervert. But also doesn’t mean I want you to stop.

You might come back a Daddy, don’t think it would be biologically possible to become a father in that context Andy boy.

Oh lovely. So it turns out we in the UK are just as dumb as the Americans on this one.

Then I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.