Not going to lie, I would buy outdated software for my ancient Mac if I could find it anywhere.

There is/ maybe still is a pub in Calgary that was once a funeral home.

So, if a person needed the services of one of these teams, how would they get in touch? Asking for a friend…

“Sure, we’ll do all this on one condition - that we get invited to your orgy”.

Bees have been domesticated for over 1000 years. There is no need to trap wild ones.

Or there’s a lost budgie flying around the neighborhood. They do sometimes escape.

A surprising number of lost or found budgies are posted on my local Facebook lost pet group. Maybe it’s from one of those.

The roof in the picture isn’t just gravel, it’s got fist size rocks in it as well. Gravel alone I could understand.

Here’s me thinking it’s because they can change their molecular density at will, which is why a 12 pound cat sounds like a 600 pound Shetland pony when it’s galloping through the house at night.

Not in this part of the world though.

You would think the tar would ooze downward on very hot days. (Yes, we get them here.)

They probably could use shingles, there are plenty of surrounding houses with about the same pitch that do.

This is not a flat roof though, it’s sloped.

When our cat was spayed, I modified a newborn size onesie to dress her in. She managed to wiggle out of it even while sound asleep. Getting out of this costume would be a piece of cake for her.

I wonder how they get them to stay in place. It’s not a steep slope, but it’s definitely not a flat roof. So far I have resisted the urge to ring the doorbell and ask about the roof.

This is in central Saskatchewan. Presumably those southwest roofs are flat - this isn’t.

Given that this is a tortoiseshell, tremble before her.