This is accurate, I hate country music with a passion but freely acknowledge this is one of the 3 good ones.

I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.

In this scene he’s in prison on Asgard. Can you imagine what he’s done just for a cup of Asgardian Battle Juice or whatever they call it?

“Careful, that’s not a load bearing structure!” CRUNCH “It is now.”

Now that’s a deep cut.

It sounds risky, you may find yourself up… Chocolate Creek without a popsicle stick.

OK while that would be a better idea the thought that no one would notice is laughable. We have detailed pregnancy rate records going back 75 years, an immediate 30% change would definitely raise a lot of red flags.

True, I was just saying the name.

Screw you Microsoft, I switched to Paint.net forever ago and I’ll be long dead in the cold, cold grave before I recognize Missourah, I mean switch back to Paint.

https://media.tenor.com/GUyFGPRElJMAAAAC/blazing-saddles-watch-your-ass.gif

It was nothing to do with Windows, it’s a sorta joke where the person telling the joke is trying to use logic to compare 2 different things, with humorous results.

A better example is an old Norm Mcdonald (I think) joke, I’ll post it below.

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.

The new neighbor says, “I’m a professor.” The first neighbor then asks, “Oh yeah, what do you teach?”

“Logic,” the professor reponds.

“What is that?” the neighbor inquires.

“Well, let me see if I can give you an example…you have a dog, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right,” neighbor #1 responds.

“And you have children too, right?” says the professor.

“Wow, right again!” exclaims the neighbor.

"So, then you must be married and that would make you a heterosexual, right?‘’ proclaims the professor.

“Unbelievable, you’re absolutely correct. How do you know all this about me?”

“Well,” the professor says, “I observed there was a dog house in your backyard, so you must have a dog. I also saw bicycles next to your garage, so you must have children. And if you have children, you are probably married and if your married, you are most likely heterosexual… it was all logical!”

The next afternoon, the neighbor runs into his old friend. His friend asks if he has met the new neighbor. The man says that he met him yesterday.

“What’s he like?”

“Well,” the man says, “he’s nice and he is a professor of logic.”

“Oh,” says the friend, “what’s logic?”

“Maybe I can give you an example. Do you have a dog house?”

“Why, no, I do not,” responds the friend.

“Well, then,” proclaims the man, “that means you’re gay!”

I’m willing to bet money the only reason he is doing this is because the judge told him to make his defense in court, not social media.

“Abba Zaba, you my only friend.”

Many of us are already cyborgs. I have a continuous glocuse monitoring system and an insulin pump, I choose to believe this will give me dual citizenship if there is a robot apocalypse.

Unless they’re talking about Children of the Corn (which is a short story, not a book) I don’t know what King book they’re referencing. And as a Grade A certified pedantic asshole SHORT STORIES DON’T COUNT.

Don’t correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t believe that word is ever used in the short story, only the movie, SO THERE!

Technically speaking this would make it easier to filter and cleanse the (concentrated) bad air inside the dome. It’s not feasible for a bunch of other reasons, but this one we at least have the technology to handle right now. Maybe not at the volume needed but that’s a different issue too.

So he can show the row of data as an example but not display the full username (and doxx those users unintentionally).

I write my joins the same way (instead of JOIN tablename on one row and ON columnnames on the next row) and my coworkers think I’m weird. IT’S EASIER TO READ THIS WAY, DAMMIT.

I just grabbed one at random from my… private collection.